As you know I occasionally get some strange parcels
cakes, fish stew, boat bits, lights
these arrived -
all it said was.... from an anonymous benefactor
"I saw these and thought of you
they match your lovely red genoa
size 11"
bloody nora - they are Chathams
and here are the £16 Aldi ones for comparison
They’ll go well with your pink sailing pants.
Show up at a marina wearing those and the pink pants and everyone will just figure you’re a posh — not that there’s anything wrong with that.
“This way, Sir. No, of course not it’s not too-much trouble, Sir. Pleased to have your custom, Sir. We’ll have that taken care of right-away, Sir.” And of-course our best wishes to your Lady-wife, Sir.
They’ll clash with the whites of your eyes! Very upmarket.
Perhaps you should do a video of yourself making french toast and dancing a jig wearing these? Might stimulate a wider audience? Oh, no, perhaps it wouldn’t.