Dear Captain Winter,
an analysis of all commands issued to your crew in this episode reveal an apparent complete disregard for your authority.
Indeed our patented Mutinonmeter has classed your crew at Pre Mutiny level 7, well beyond Simple Insubordination.
We note the absence of a suitable yardarm and hempen halyards on your vessel, the presence of which may assist you in regaining control of your crew.
We would be happy to supply the same, if you could forward some simple measurements. We have an introductory offer of timber plank and sundry bulwark fixings, and cutlass (prodding type only) that we would offer gratis in return for for product placement on an upcoming episode of KTL.
Act soon before your wellbeing is threatened.
Regards
Nine Tails PLC